Rank is current length. It falls 1 cm an hour. You cannot fake a charge.
A joke with a working payment loop, and a decay mechanic that quietly turns bragging into a subscription.
Where it could go
Three directions a buyer could take it, and what each one changes for the business.
Ride the joke
Keep it exactly as it is and push it every time it goes around.
For the business: Revenue comes in spikes, and the hourly decay makes repeat payments the whole game. Watch your payment provider: the name alone can trigger a review.
Same mechanic, clean name
Point the decaying leaderboard at something respectable: a charity ladder, a sponsor wall, a streamer's supporter board.
For the business: Same code on a domain that payment providers and brands are comfortable with.
Keep the domain
Park it and wait for someone funnier.
For the business: Costs one renewal a year. Pays out in stories.
Catalogue notes
- Condition
- Live. Sold as is.
- Provenance
- Built in August 2026.
- Estimate
- Priceless, or $1.
What you get
- The epenis.lol domain
- Source code
- Sold as is
Not included
- Any claim that this is a serious business
- Handover and support